A lot of things happened todayâ¦
A lotâ¦a lotâ¦
- I got a courier from US which I have been waiting since Nov 1.
- I had a very lengthy email discussion with a Kashmiri friend of mine, (who still resides in Kashmir, which has 14 hr power cuts daily!!), discussing the real feelings of original Kashmiriâs (not their spokesmen) behind all these... (It has left me thinking so much that my brain is completely cooked now!)
- I witnessed a very interesting phone conversation.
The former two are something not funny and interesting, so I will continue with the latter, ie THE phone conversation!!!!.
Ref: Narayanaaa: an exclamation in Malayalam which is equivalent to âOh!God!â
A, after dialling number, *hearing a music* *thinking what the heckâ¦did he put the phone in front of a music system or what?
B: hello
A: *God! Finally!!!* helloâ¦
A: is that ?
B: yes
A: Did u recognise me?
B: No..who is this?
A: Not even seeing my number?
B: Uh..uhâ¦Noâ¦
A: Ok..leave itâ¦how r you?
B: I am fine.
A: Whats the time there? Did u eat lunch? Are you at office now? Howâs ur leg, now?
B: Leg!!!! Narayanaaa !!!!! *going NUTS*
A: Did u eat lunch?
B: Huh..Yeaâ¦.bu..buâ¦but I didnât recognise you.. *going NUTS*
A: U didnât?? think!! Who asked you last whether u ate ur dinner?
B: *who??*** narayanaa, narayanaaa *going NUTS and more NUTS*
A: Oh! You forgot me? Last Friday? U donât even remember whom you told???
B: â¦uhhh uhhh *thinking hard till steam comes off Bâs ears*
A: *threatening* Ok, if you donât recognise me, I am going to hang up and u will be left thinking who was that, all ur life..
B: Ayoooâ¦donât donât hang upâ¦I didnât get you.. *** A can hear Bâs skull cracking up!!!***
A: How will you get me? You have the whole circle of friends, spread all across the universe, huh??? Think⦠thinkâ¦who am I?
B: narayanaâ¦.narayanaâ¦*more and more narayanas*
A: Hows ur mom and sis?
B: Huhâ¦hu.huhâ¦mom and sis!!! *can hear him scratching his head wildly!!!**
A: OK, whatâs the time there?
B: Its afternoon, hereâ¦
A: Ok, the time difference is 5 hrs 30mts..Got it? I am in GMT. Do you know anyone from GMT? *aaaawww what a clue!!!***
B: Hmmmâ¦. Huhâ¦
A: I wont tell from which country, that will be a ready give away!
B: Huhâ¦
*A can hear B scratching his head wildly!!!**
*Wow..this is getting funnier than expected!!!!**
*Goshâ¦.if the ISD rate was a little bit low, A would have made this a lot lengthier!**
A: Ok, my name starts with S, did u get it?
B: **glee written clearly in his voice**** yeaâ¦.and the name by which I call you ends with S.
*A, thinking for a moment!!!! *
A: yeaâ¦.yeaâ¦so you got it!!!
B: yeaâ¦yeaâ¦.
And â¦they continue talking with unveiled identity!!!!!!
And nowâ¦.
A is meâ¦..
B isâ¦â¦â¦â¦..
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Guess who??
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manu !!!!!
And he thot I was Sab who was talking to him in his mother tongue Malayalam!!!!
Sab, are you hearing, this????
Your son is one of the craziest being I have ever seen; who didnât even realise his blog-mom canât even speak Malayalam !!!
LOL!!!
LOL !
ReplyDeletepaavam payyans!
I guessed it was Manu!! **does a Jiggly jigg step**
ReplyDeleteNuts on phone...eh!
ReplyDeleteSwathi this sure is a funny post.. enjoyed every moment of it!!
ReplyDeletereally funny post and presentation is excellent.
ReplyDeletepaavam manu.. btw, what with his leg?
ReplyDeleteFunny !!!
ReplyDeletethats was very interesting!
ReplyDeleteOMG! You're kidding right? ROFLOL!! Poor Manu!
ReplyDeletenanam keduthum alle !...Poor me !
ReplyDeleteLolz thats a nice one.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I have to come back later for further comments.... let me laugh heartily first!!
ReplyDeleteYoo hoo swathi, Manu thought I was speaking Malayalam!! :D
:-)
ReplyDeletemanuu...vevveveyyyy :p :p :p
ReplyDeletelolzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteROFL....
ReplyDeleteIthra rasamayirunnoo!!!!
Mannnuuuuuuuuu.......kooooooooooooiiiiii
this was too funny! haha
ReplyDelete*smiling*
ReplyDeleteA pleasing post.
Shahid.
H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....H a H a.....
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HAHAAA...DID HE EXPECT THT U WLD CALL??POOR MANU
ReplyDelete1.Personal hence....should remain personal...
ReplyDelete2.Kashmir...can you share what he/she said..?..just curious..
3.Well presented...especially use of (****) in the Q2, and thanks for clarifying....narayana !!
Lolz, maybe you need to call him a bit more so next time he will recogniz you, lolz.
ReplyDeleteSwathi,
ReplyDeleteYou are so mischievous???! Poor Manu!! Thanks for sharing, had a good laugh of course.
lol..cool one...
ReplyDeleteu have wrote it so well swathi...:)
Swathi: Good one.......:) Very funny indeed.
ReplyDeleteHilarious one, Thank God you don't have my no... I too can't handle people playing "pehchaan Kaun'....
ReplyDeletereally funny ...
I made many of my friends go nuts many times this way.
ReplyDeleteIt's fun :-)))
LoL..... kashtamundu ketto Swathi..! Paavum Manuski...! :)
ReplyDelete~Devi~
Funny!:)
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